First I'd like to apologize. I had intended to get these posted much earlier. I lost the power cable for my laptop after my session Friday so I wasn't able to get into my computer until I got back home. Here are the scripts I used in my presentation, as well as a couple more that I threw in. For those scripts that require input files, I've supplied examples of those as well. I also included a copy of the notes I had for the session. Some points I talk about in the session aren't on the slides but are in the notes. And because of all the comments I got on it, I have also included "joke.txt" for you all.
You can download the zip file here
Thank you so much for all the comments you put into your evaluations. There were some great suggestions and I will use them to improve the presentation the next time I do it.
Feel free to leave me comments if you have any questions.